pocket satan

Of COURSE she's had it in the ear before...

Fri, 09 Jul 2004 18:40:30 GMT

So i've been dating my father's secretary for awhile now and I really like her know what she did when i showed her my freezer full of parts? she didn't cry she didn't gag she didn't pass out she didn't run-she just gave me her recipe for toe and finger casserole i think i love her
now lets see how long it takes before we have our first major fight and attempt to eat eachother...

Missing you...Piecemeal

Tue, 22 Jun 2004 19:20:53 GMT

"Here comes Johnny Yen again
With the liquor and drugs
And the flesh machine
He's gonna do another striptease
Hey man where'd you get
That lotion? I been hurting
Since I bought the gimmick
About something called love
Yeah something called love
That's like hypnotizing chickens
Well I am just a modern guy
Of course I've had it in the ear before
'Cause of a lust for life
'Cause of a lust for life
I'm worth a million in prizes
With my torture film
Drive a G.T.O.
Wear a uniform
All on a government loan
I'm worth a million in prizes
Yeah I'm through with sleeping on the
Sidewalk - no more beating my brains
With the liquor and drugs
With the liquor and drugs
Well I am just a modern guy
Of course I've had it in the ear before
'Cause of a lust for life
'Cause of a lust for life
I got a lust for life
Got a lust for life
Oh a lust for life
Oh a lust for life
A lust for life
I got a lust for life
I got a lust for life
Well I am just a modern guy
Of course I've had it in the ear before
'Cause of a lust for life
'Cause of a lust for life
'Cause of a lust for life

Here comes Johnny Yen again
With the liquor and drugs
And the flesh machine
He's gonna do another striptease
Hey man where'd you get
That lotion? Your skin starts
Itching once you buy the gimmick
About something called love
Oh love love love
That's like hypnotizing chickens
Well I am just a modern guy
Of course I've had it in the ear before
'Cause of a lust for life"--Igggy Pop, "Lust For Life"

OoOoo, Lust for life! i've just listened to this new Iggy Pop song i don't get out much and he is really inspirational here's another guy who loves to have it in the ear plus obviously he's a vampire you go Iggy lust for blood! whoo
i'm sorry I haven't updated in two years but nothing much ever goes on in my life i've been thinking a lot about Fluffy lately and the way he foamed at the mouth whenever he had a seizure hehe i miss that lil' guy
things didn't work out with the vet the candlewax was only luke-warm he didn't really know how to do it but I've been dating my father's new secretary she's pretty hot of course she's had it in the ear before and she says she used to dissect her stuffed animals cool
maybe she won't yell at me when I show her my freezer full of leftover limbs that would make me happy

well

Thu, 28 Mar 2002 17:42:22 GMT

maybe it's not so bad having someone else type in my journal i liked the link they put up that was interesting and informative i think i may take it up as a hobby but i haven't had much practice killing animals since fluffy died i saw the vet yesterday and he asked if i wanted to let him take me out to dinner and maybe a movie and then melt candlwax all over the back of my neck i didn't have anything better to do so i said yes i mean i have friends and i see them all the time but my friends are the type of friends where you don't have to call first you just drop by and hopefully they will stop chewing off their own limbs long enough to at least greet you maybe they will offer friendly advice about what kind of porridge to eat with prostitute brains or maybe they will offer decorating tips for your underground holding cell my friends have always been able to tell me which color pastel towels scream "I'll always pass up the heart for the eyes at my dinner table" and which merely scream heh i was joking don't you get jokes YES MY JOKES ARE FUNNY AND YES I HAVE FRIENDS YOU B*TCH

aaah not me

Thu, 28 Mar 2002 16:08:11 GMT

i don't know who but someone has been messing with my livejournal i don't know how they knew my password or what i did to my brother or why but i didn't write that maybe it was fluffy getting back at me maybe fluffy possesed some poor depraved man and made him write in my journal well anyway that stuff is true except the part about talking to my brother i know exactly which piece to talk to his head.

Hee hee!

Tue, 26 Mar 2002 18:59:04 GMT

i LIKE this website!

http://drew.corrupt.net/squirrel/

recipe

Tue, 26 Mar 2002 18:48:24 GMT

So i talked to my brother yesterday. He didn't have a lot to say. I haven't talked to him since I found him with our mommy. She was letting him do all sorts of nasty stuff to her. The kind of stuff daddy used to do to her, only worse. i think he practiced this stuff on my puppy, first, and that's why she wouldn't eat anything anymore. I guess i knew about the things my brother and my mommy were doing, but it hurt to see him draw her blood. It hurt to see that she liked it. Ever since then i've hated that bitch. Watching them do those things made me crazy. i don't get crazy. Normally I'm very sane. everything is usually ok in my world. but the two of them made me so mad that i got the poker from the fireplace and stuck it in the oven for a little bit. Then i took it out while it was still burning hot. i stabbed my brother in the legs again and again with it until his legs were swollen and bloody. it was very good therapy. But these days, after all I've done to my brother, i don't know which piece to talk to.

mommy project: limping down memory lane

Sun, 15 Apr 2001 03:03:19 GMT

so i was limping down memory lane today...my foster mommy told me that i was bad she told me that i was crazy she told me that i made her afraid for her life she made me feel awful so i hit her with a chainsaw until all that was left of her was a piece small enough to fit into my jacket pocket i took it to the science the science fair and i told my teacher that i should get an a because i made it myself with a knife and some coat hangers she asked what it was and i told her it was my mommy and she didn't want to believe me her eyes got all round and she held her hand to her mouth to keep her lunch down i asked her if i would get my a and she turned to me with her sour breath heating my little child face and said "You'll get what you deserve, you little monster!" i didn't like her either so i hit her with the last piece of my foster mommy my foster daddy came over and asked me what was the matter between me and teacher and i said that the teacher didn't like my mommy project "That's ok, dear. Come on home and we'll have some of the meat that i found in the garage." i told him where that meat came from but he just smiled and said "that's all right, your mommy always was a b*tch."

Fat Wad of hundreds

Tue, 10 Apr 2001 04:00:46 GMT

So I went to the vet and he asked me why i was giving him a protein shake that smelled like cat i don't think the answer mattered to him very much he was all pale and sweaty he had lost about twenty pounds he stopped grinding his teeth long enough to speak to me he said "I sometimes ask myself why i sell cocaine to cops; then I pull out my fat wad of hundreds, and I know why. I know why." i asked him if he knew where fluffy went but he just started drooling and his eyes glazed over oh well maybe fluffy went to a better place maybe he went to my home

Fluffy's wild ride

Mon, 02 Apr 2001 15:03:58 GMT

A funny thing happened to me today: I felt bad so I decided to do something to cheer myself up Now normally it wouldn't be a funny thing I mean everyone feels bad sometimes right But I never feel bad I like myself and i am always happy ALWAYS Hehe So to cheer myself up i needed to make someone else suffer The first person I saw was my cat Fluffy i named him after my friend's ex who was just well fluffy Fluffy likes the kitchen countertop which drives me crazy But i'm not crazy I like myself I'm always happy ALWAYS Fluffy was glad to see me I could tell because he rubbed up against the blender as though it was my leg He got cat hairs into it THAT'S IT i thought THAT'S THE LAST TIME i LET HIM GET CAT HAIRS IN MY PROTEIN DRINKS i grabbed Fluffy and tossed him into the blender He thought it was some new game and he started purring like crazy It gave me a headache So i hit frappe which gave me an even bigger headache Something wet ran down my arm More on this when Fluffy gets back from the vet